Mad Maddox's PAWSomeness Report

Bad Boy: I have a bad feeling about this dog. Your furry companion is most likely proving itself to be one of your poorer acquisitions. Too bad dogs aren’t rentals! Take comfort in knowing there are worse dogs out there, though. Try to enjoy what you have and avoid day dreaming about what could be while watching the neighbor play fetch with their much cooler dog.

• Playfulness
  159
• Accessibility
  63
• Wit
  25
• Self-Confidence
  90